Chess Jokes Part 2

Q: Why were the queen and the rook electrically charged?
A: they were part of a battery

Most laugh emojis!!!
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@ak4shr0i Pandolfini may have been Waiting For Bobby Fischer. (:-)

I thought the jokes here were bad, so I asked chatgpt to make some chess jokes. The jokes here seem a lot better now.
Here's the best of them.

Why did Bobby Fischer refuse to play chess in the park? Because he couldn't stand the "knight" life!

And the rest were way worse.

I recently saw an ant floating down the River on his back.
He was singing "raise" the draw bridge.

no way did you saw the popular knight video on youtube?
its very..weird
i Go liKe ScOtLanD
I gO lIke EngLanD
and i go like
HAHAHA SO FUNNY

Here's my favorite. I saw it at another chess site:

A chess master died—after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was the master!

"What's it like where you are now?" the friend asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time. Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what's the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."