Happy St. Patrick's Day!

There once was an old man named Jean
His brain was the size of a bean
He hit a big tree
With his Bugatti
And that's why he's missing a spleen

-Me

There was an old man from Peru
Who watched his wife making a stew
But once by mistake
In the stove she did bake
That unfortunate man from Peru

-Mr. Ellis

Feel free to add your own limericks down in the comments section!