Unfortunately, this is an offtopic discussion section; so you can leave chess behind.
Fortunately, left behind or no, chess is a mere speck of dust on the Ray-Bans.
Unfortunately, they broke.
Fortunately, that happened where the sun don't shine.
Fortunately, dunderklumper is offline.
Unfortunately, dunderklumper is online again.
Fortunately, he went offline.
Unfortunately, George's sister doesn't care.
Fortunately, you don't know what you're talking about.
Fortunately, we do.
