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Chess Jokes

How do soilders play chess duing WW1 and WW2?
They play bullet chess when shooting the gun!

Me: Is there any shop where I can buy something chess related
My friend: Well there is this shop called "BISHOP" goodluck see ya!

Why did the board game fall off the breakfast bar? Counter-attack.

Where did the chess player sleep? In a KING size bed.

Why can chess Bishops only move diagonally? Because north, south, east and west are Cardinal directions.

What did the Australian Chess player say about the mouldy bread? "Stalemate.

Someone asked me how I was going to pay for my fancy new chess board. I replied, “With a check, mate”.
Various jokes:

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/new-chess-terminology?page=1

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/hyper-grandmasters-3500-elo?page=1

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/17-reasons-why-chess-is-not-good-for-you-2?page=1

lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/some-good-jokes#1

lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/what-is-your-most-laugh-recated-post?page=1

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/i-cannot-stop-losinc?page=1

lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/funniest-fight-scenes-in-movies?page=1

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/how-to-prevent-draws

lichess.org/forum/lichess-feedback/regarding-the-pink-and-purple-arrows-please-read

lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/please-help-with-translation

lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/how-to-outhumor-pushwood?page=1

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/what-if-someone-reveal-players-plan-to-other-player-during-serious-chess-match#1

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/i-got-1900

lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/how-to-crush-the-sicilian-100-success-rate

lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/you-are-banned-2#1

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